The Kosher.com / LoveJingles $100 Shopping Spree
Enter our Kosher.com / LoveJingles giveaway today for your chance to win a $100 shopping spree on Kosher.com!
Who doesn’t love a jingle? You know, those catchy little tunes people write about their products that get stuck in your head for days on end until you’re on the brink of insanity? We sure do! That’s why we asked LoveJingles.com to write this snappy new jingle to remind our friends like you about the fresh food we offer on Kosher.com. Sing along:
Manhattan, Riverdale and Washington Heights
Bergenfield, Fair Lawn and New Jersey
Free Next Day Delivery by a cold, cold truck
With Kosher.com you are never stuck
The World’s Largest
Online Kosher Supermarket
We love Kosher.com
Now we know it’s been all of 5 minutes since our last $100 shopping spree giveaway but we love giving stuff away. ‘So, how do I win this fantastically free shopping spree’ you ask? It’s simple. Unleash your creativity and show us what a lyrical genius you are by writing the next four lines of our jingle. The rules are simple – reference Kosher.com and any of the fine foods found on our site and wow us with your talents! Seriously, we want to be so overwhelmed by your creative juices that it will be next to impossible for us to pick our favorite winning entry!
Time is of the essence. Entries must be in no later than end of day Sunday and we will pick our winning entry on or about Monday, March 15th, 2010. So gather your friends around, channel your inner Diane Warren, and get writing!
Now some fine print: Giveaway is open to US residents only. Good luck!
Update 1: We have decided to extend the contest until Thursday and will pick a winner this Friday, the 19th. So get on it song birds!
Update 2: And the winner is: Crystal! Crystal, please check your email. Many thanks to everyone who participated in our Kosher.com / LoveJingles giveaway!
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Because it’s syncopated, I marked the syllables that should fall on the beat with an asterisk. (Wow! I guess I remembered something from high school music class!)
Mekhutonim* are a-com*in’, I’d be sing*in’ the blues*
If ko*sher.com*, it weren’t* for you*
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Here are a couple more lines that I didn’t like as much, but maybe you will like them better. I figured it doesn’t hurt to enter them.
wine and challah are on my tish
kosher.com made for easy kiddesh
matzoh, gefilte, a paschal lamb
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even lactose-, peanut- or gluten-free
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This is too much fun. Here is another verse that occurred to me driving back to the office just now.
Open up the mail and there’s a nosh
I’d say hunger has been kiboshed
Bring it in and serve it to guests
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(OR
Bring it in; serve it to my khevre
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OK….Now I’m starting to wish I could stop thinking about this. My creativity has been totally wrapped up in this. LOL.
Here are a few more lines.
I’ve got the linen ironed and the silverware clean
Sabbath is coming, you know what I mean
I love Jamie Geller’s recipes
kosher.com makes it easy to please
Kosher is great l’dor va’dor
and easy when delivered right to my door
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whether dining alone or a very large group
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